Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
Your team: Philadelphia Eagles.
Your 2013 record: 10-6, featuring the Riley Cooper redemption tour. It's the kind of comeback story that is heartwarming ONLY to Eagles fans.
Your coach: All-22 film nerd boner fuel Chip Kelly.
I wanna sneak into Chip Kelly's office and paste Goatse into all of his play-calling collages. Goatse, of course, would signal a run up the middle.
Your quarterback: World's ugliest man Nick Foles. I genuinely believe Foles's ugliness makes him more injury prone. Defenders see his face and then want to hurt him. Thankfully, the Eagles brough…